Quote by Jarod Kintz

“No sleeves . . . no problem”

— Paul Garvey

Napkin? I have two, They're called sleeves.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hankies are reserved for wiping my ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Put your nose in a book. That’s the best thing for you.”

— Kathleen O'Dell

“My sleeve is torn and my breeches are unaccountably damp, but nothing was harmed save my dignity.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Keep your nose in a book – and keep other people's noses out of which books you choose to stick your nose into!”

— Art Spiegelman

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of losing my shirt.”

— Barenaked Ladies

“It's embarrassing, how much effort it took for me to wear something that looks exactly like a blank piece of paper.”

— Siobhan Vivian

“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”

— Jarod Kintz

“a low-cut sleeveless”

— Brenda Rothert

We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.

— Anonymous