Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The first man he came to was running about in a great hurry, as if his thoughts were several yards in advance of his… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
“But some things you can't outrun, no matter how fast you move your legs.” — Kimberly McCreight Copy Share Image
“Maybe our bodies are just hearts with legs and that’s why we’re so quick to run.” — Marisa Donnelly Copy Share Image
“ran as fast as I could, and they chased after me trying to bite my butt. They ripped my pants!” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“While you, and only you, can move your legs from start to finish, no one runs a marathon alone.” — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
“There's something satisfying about going faster than you can on the legs you were born with.” — Laura Silverman Copy Share Image
“It was like one of those dreams where you can’t move your feet as fast as you want to, or one leg is longer… — Kimberly Raiser Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
