Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“For some reason, that makes what I have to say seem so much worse. She knew what my sweater meant to me, how much… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
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“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I headed downtown; the clink of bone souvenir in my bag made heads turn.” — Sarah Schmidt Copy Share Image
“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.” — Risa Mickenberg Copy Share Image
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image