Crooked Quote by Rupert Thomson

“So with my luck, I'll never make it in time to save the boy in the forest because my hair will have snagged on…

— Cynthia Hand

I snagged the biggest bandwagon in history. Just when the buffet stuff was running out, now I'm the 'Seinfeld' guy. Somebody up there likes…

— John Pinette

“He snagged two more pieces of wood from her load for good measure. "Martise, bearing children is woman's work. Gurn and I would be…

— Grace Draven

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

— Jarod Kintz

“CLOV [sadly] No one that ever lived ever thought so crooked as we.”

— Samuel Beckett

The desires of the heart...are as crooked as a corkscrew.

— Robert Stone

I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked.

— Daphne Guinness

I'm talkin' about a good girl gone bad crooked world, wrong path.

— Anonymous

“He is crooked enough to hide behind a spiral staircase.”

— Anne McCaffrey & Margaret Ball

I support all people on earth who have bodies like and unlike my body, skins and moles and old scars, secret and public hair,…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

The habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.

— Napoleon Hill

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,…

— Amy Sedaris