Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It's a ship. Or it was. Boats are small and size fucking matters.” — Shay Savage Surviving Raine Copy Share Image
“Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when I'm aboard.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Dear God, be good to me. The sea is so wide and my boat is so small. ” — Kathy Harrison Copy Share Image
“It's hard navigating life in a leaky boat. Meet me on the water, Lord.” — Crissy Shreve Copy Share Image
“Perhaps this isn't your boat. Perhaps it doesn't sail where you want to go.” — Jessica Brockmole Copy Share Image
“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“A ship there is and she sails the sea. She’s loaded deep as deep can be. But not so deep as the love I’m… — Anthony McDonald Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
