Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“was i leaving a life that, if snuffed out in a plane crash, would leave a sweet aroma representative of what matters most?”

— Andrew Palau

“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something…

— Jason Medina

“I knew, I would start working on the half gallon again, despite the fact that I was still very ill from the night before.…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.”

— Jarod Kintz

Now aren't you glad I made you take a bath?" Bill asked. "One less bottle of eau de reekette punching holes in l'ozone.

— Lauren Kate

“But a whole bottle was what made me feel dead inside. And it worked, all the days stress was gone and I was able…

— Holly Hood

“Everything I have ever bought is in my car. People say it’s a skip and disgusting, and refuse to get in there. That’s one…

— Jeremy Clarkson

“I'm going to market, package and sell it; water that is! Who's with me?”

— Jeffrey M. Burden

“Don’t break your promise. Sweat the small stuff. Love your brand. Love your customers.”

— Ken Goldstein