Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Modeling is the secret to instilling a sense of responsibility about personal belongings.” — Jim Fay Copy Share Image
“I do not qualify to be a model. I lack the necessary obedience.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
People would tell me sometimes that I should model, but I was like, 'I don't know!' — Bregje Heinen Copy Share Image
“A lot of men tend to want "models" I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.” — Trisha Ventker Copy Share Image
“I'm a model!" "Who the fuck cares? You're a model, good for you. I'm a rock star bitch.” — Terri Anne Browning Copy Share Image
People laugh in my face sometimes if they don't know who I am. When they find out that I model they're like, 'well what… — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
