Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I live 20 miles away from 30 miles per hour. Horses get great gas mileage.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I want a ride that’s comfy and fast. And you just can’t beat the gas mileage or upholstery of a horse.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What is it that people do? What do we live to do, the way a horse lives to run?” — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
“I wish I had a horse; then I could run for miles in this splendid air, and not lose my breath.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“This is what Crazy Horse's life tells us - our ordinary lives matter.” — Trish Hermanson Copy Share Image
I like to take folks back to the turn of the century when people said 'gas cars can never replace horses because you can… — Chris Paine Copy Share Image
“Once you get past the size, horses are OK. They’re like really big, extra-smelly dogs.” — Melinda Leigh Copy Share Image
“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“you—you never gallop a horse homeward. They get all excited, thinking, ‘Woohoo, I’m about to get fed!’ and then they bolt for home and… — Brianna Karp Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
