Lawyers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Some people don’t like lawyers, that is, until they need them”

— Kenneth Eade

“Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no…

— Robert Black

“Lawyers, I suppose were once children, too”

— Harper Lee

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

“What most people don’t understand about lawyers is that they’re all scared shitless to actually fight with one another.”

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

“Any society that produces twice as many lawyers as it does poets and preachers is doomed.”

— John Fogarty

“Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.”

— Michael Crichton

“I am a lawyer, and I’m always looking for a loophole.”

— Ella Frank

“Let’s put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters turned you into a…

— Elle Lothlorien

“But they argued as lawyers do, they twisted every answer I gave until it sounded like the opposite meaning, and I became so confused…

— S.J. Parris

“Being a lawyer’s a lotta fun. You get to fuck the government every now and again. You like fucking the government?” “Um, well, I’ve…

— Victor Methos

“99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.”

— David Gerrold