Body work Quote by Jarod Kintz

““I got some body work done. Both to my car, and to my clone. Now my car looks like a complete stranger, and I look like a Mercedes.””

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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

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