Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is he my clone? He is scratching… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person. My clone better like me too,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’d like to let another person reveal my personality, and I’d like this person to be my clone. My clone would see me from… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can never have too many lovers who look exactly the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s like looking in a mirror when you make… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
