Boss Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I told him to stop being so bossy. He told me I sucked bossy dick and never complained unless I wasn't getting my way,…

— Kristen Ashley

“Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my…

— Meghan March

“Shithead Boss Man, eh? You know, Dylan, I really lucked out in the assistant department. The other partners in the firm have ended up…

— Lily Morton

“My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.”

— E.L. James

“I could make better pie-type love with a new stove! I heard his disembodied voice shout back, “Dick territory, babe. Don’t even think about…

— Kristen Ashley

“You know... You're still my boss... Which means... This is sexual harassment... Oh really? I guess I’ll have to fire you then.”

— Alexandra V

A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.'

— Mariska Hargitay

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“He kisses the D.S.'s hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D.S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth "inna…

— William S. Burroughs

“Maybe you should mind your own business.' 'You are my business. My job. You are what I do.' I whipped around to face him.…

— Mary Lindsey

“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through me. "You…

— Tara Sivec

“Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so…

— Holly Smale