Geek-girl Quote by Holly Smale

“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed. “I…

— Sara Wolf

So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to show her…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Heyyy,” I said with a wave. “What. Is. Up .” “ Hey , he says,” Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. “Can you believe…

— T.J. Klune

“The only reason you brought me here tonight was because you thought it would appease me. Throw the vicious dog a bone and it’ll…

— Natasha Anders

“Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded. 'I'm swaggering,' I informed him. 'You look like you're wearing a diaper.' Charming. And I had…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Humnnn,” he grunted, then laughed. “A dog bite can’t hurt a nigger.” “It’s swelling and it hurts,” I said. “If it bothers you, let…

— Richard Wright

“My brother threw up his hands. "What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you,…

— Jim Butcher

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I woke to a nibble on the shell of my ear. What the… Last night. Last night. Oh my God. Did I? Panicked, I…

— Vi Keeland

“You'd be cute if you weren't such a little humping freak." Carter flattened the fur on the top of the dog's head. "Humperdinck." He…

— Kristin Miller

“I wonder if he still hates me,” Silas says as the cat edges out from the couch, pale green eyes like little limes in…

— Jackson Pearce

“Touch me with so much as one of those claws, you freaky, albino Garfield, and I will make sure I knock you out, file…

— Jessie Lane