Autograph Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free autographs?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Autograph Autographs Checks Endorse Endorse Checks Free Autographs
“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is the going rate these days for the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People ask me for autographs now and I think to myself: 'Are you sure?' — Charlie Austin Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them. — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I never wanted to take autographs, always wanted to give them. To do this, you have to achieve something. — Kapil Dev Copy Share Image
Some people come up and ask for an autograph and don't even look at me. They're like, 'Here, do it.' That don't bother me,… — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks for my autograph, I still think, 'Do you really want it?' — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I've been so lucky with the people I've worked with, but I'm such a fan girl. When I moved to London at 16, I… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and… — Terry Fox Copy Share Image
Autographs and pictures do get a little old, but I don't mind if the people want it. — Dominique Moceanu Copy Share Image
Every job is a self portrait of a person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter. — Mary Lou Retton Copy Share Image
The day after Emily and I appeared on television together in 'New Tricks' for the first time, someone approached us when we were out… — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
I have been sought out by a number of people who would have felt uncomfortable coming to a large public meditation. They don't want… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more! — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image