Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
In restaurants in my Brooklyn neighborhood, I always ask for a doggie bag to bring the leftovers home. — Alek Wek Copy Share Image
“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!” — Ann Taylor Copy Share Image
“It is hard to truly commune with the recently departed when carrying a plastic bag of dog feces.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?” — Glenna Maynard Copy Share Image
“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Wheeler said to bring these sandwiches up to you,” she said and put a tray of hot dogs on an old trunk.” — Kathryn Kenny Copy Share Image
“I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
