Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.”

— Banksy

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“I guess we'll have to get you a Taser too.” Meow. “No, I'm not getting you a knife.” Meow. “We'll discuss this when I…

— Nick Pirog

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

— John Green

“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When…

— Margaret Atwood

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less…

— Jarod Kintz

“After enticing the cat with it, I tossed the cookie out the doggy door, then shoved the cat through. I suffered a few near-fatal…

— Darynda Jones

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood

If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling…

— Dan Piraro

“No cat food and a toe knife out the window?! I mean, what am I doin'? Puttin' on airs because I got company?”

— Frank Reynolds

There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on it -…

— Jane Birkin

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

— Charles Barkley