““After enticing the cat with it, I tossed the cookie out the doggy door, then shoved the cat through. I suffered a few near-fatal lacerations in the process—fucking cat—but it seemed to work. The cat stayed put as I started to shimmy through the door after it. “You know,” Angel said, standing over me, “you could just unlock the door.” “Fuck.” I shimmied back inside, unlocked the door, then ran for my life.””
