Quote by Nick Pirog

“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and…

— Adam Rex

“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because…

— Adam Rex

“See this?" Isa pulled something dark and oblong out of her purse. Chance's mouth twitched. "Turbo Vagisil?" "No, it's a taser!”

— Jeaniene Frost

“Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had…

— Kiersten White

“You pierce me with a look, a word, a gesture. And yet those same weapons could shield me from hurt if you so choose.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Oh, alright,” I conceded. “But if you try something, I swear I’ll use my pet dagger to cut off—” “I said I’d behave! Though,…

— Ada Adams

“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”

— Barack Obama

“Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser.”

— Ryan Lilly

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option.”

— Kiersten White

“Do you want, to be stabbed???”

— Mia Therman

“It’s almost kind of cute. Like a kitten attacking a full-grown tiger or something. Too silly and little to realize how badly it could…

— J.C. Daniels