Cannon Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I am in possession of the love cannon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but please don’t take this the wrong way (my love cannon’s point of entry is not your anus).” quote by Jarod Kintz — Download Open image

““I am in possession of the love cannon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but please don’t take this the wrong way (my love cannon’s point of entry is not your anus).””

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