Cannons Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image “Do not stand directly in front of a cannon...how true that is.” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cannons Fronts Funny Inspirational Love
The only way to avoid cannon-shot is to fall down. No such way to be freed from temptation as to keep low. — Thomas Brooks Copy Share Image
I'm not cannon fodder. I'm the one who's going to be blasting and shooting cannon balls. — Jared Cannonier Copy Share Image
“The farther removed you are from people actually shooting at you, the more you forget that cannons can do something to you other than… — Jeff Mach Copy Share Image
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles,… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“It is easier to stand in front of a bullet than it is to stand up to the world.” — Lori Goodwin Copy Share Image
It doesn't mean much to me if I'm behind or not in a fight; the fact is that I hold these guns in my… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
It is my conviction that in time of war, when the cannon speaks with its powerful voice, the less we speak the better. — Benito Mussolini Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The world's history is a divine poem, of which the history of every nation is a canto, and every man a word. Its strains… — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
We study health, and we deliberate upon our meats and drink and air and exercises, and we hew and we polish every stone that… — John Donne Copy Share Image
Hurrah for revolution and more cannon-shot! A beggar upon horseback lashes a beggar on foot. Hurrah for revolution and cannon come again! The beggars… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
No conjunction can possibly occur, however fearful, however tremendous it may appear, from which a man by his own energy may not extricate himself,… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Seasons pursuing each other the indescribable crowd is gathered, it is the fourth of Seventh-month, (what salutes of cannon and small arms! — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
It really is a choice between division or unity, between an economy that works for everyone or one that is stacked for those at… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
With a rasping cough, the vampire shakes its head. "It was you who called us. All of you, with your war. The roar of… — Mike Mignola Copy Share Image
Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim cannon have turned into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
