Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She chewed the tender meat and sucked out the juices and felt the sauce coat her tongue and roll down her throat. After that,…

— Jane Smiley

“Just as I rounded the corner, I heard a high-pitched you’re-looking-good whistle. I turned sharply on the balls of my feet. My neighbor, Eddie…

— Gena Showalter

“I glance at him, wondering what kind of crazy sauce he ate to sit down next to me in here.”

— H.M. Ward

“The only thing he likes better than a nice juicy homicide is a sirloin steak smothered with onions.”

— Richard Brautigan

“He demanded I tell him all I knew. I refused. He threatened me. Still, I refused. He became irate. He screamed. He spat. He…

— John Stephens

“Lister patted the towel rail against his left palm. 'I'm going out like I came in - screaming and kicking.' 'You can't whack Death…

— Grant Naylor

“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and…

— Gena Showalter

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard." "Well, that's your mistake, not mine.”

— Julie Kagawa

“He tried to turn me into a buffet?” I gritted my teeth. “Before he killed me? He couldn’t kill me first and then eat…

— Rob Thurman

“Really?” Mister Sun said. “You killed a man with the same knife you use to make brunch, and you’re suddenly squeamish about a hammer.”

— Warren Ellis

“When the waiter came I ordered a glass of Chianti, and Bill kicked me under the table and shook his head “no.” I stuck…

— Charles Brandt

“I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer, something like that. I probably butchered…

— Jarod Kintz