Hardboiled Quote by Richard Brautigan

“taking his first bite of a legendary creature. The rich deep flavor brought to mind the best steaks he’d ever had, but easily surpassed…

— Daniel Schinhofen

“He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before I splashed Worcestershire sauce all over it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.”

— Kevin Hearne

“Variety is important. Even the finest steak becomes dull when you eat it all the time.”

— Clare Mackintosh

“somebody chokes, it’s always on a hunk of steak.”

— Laura Wiess

“There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.”

— Soumeet Lanka

“Eventually we found ourselves in the middle of an onion field. When you’re hungry and don’t know where and when your next meal is…

— Duff McKagan

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You…

— Tracy Anne Warren

“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”

— Bauvard

“If a man is choking to death on a bite of steak, there is really only one thing to do—finish eating his steak.”

— Jarod Kintz