Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.”

— Terry Pratchett

“If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal.”

— C. Michael Powers

“I’d been to more funerals than I cared to count, and eaten so many ham and butter sandwiches I could practically taste the flour-dusted…

— Mindy Mejia

“Oh, my sainted aunt! Don't mention that disgusting stuff in front of me! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made…

— Roald Dahl

“We sit in silence, drinking hot chocolate and contemplating the act that death is a monstrous affront to the living and shouldn't be allowed.”

— Anna Maxted

“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.”

— Larry the Cable Guy

“The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I ought to know, because I’d like the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Death fed life.”

— Robin Hobb

“Conquered by breakfast foods. A new kind of pathetic.”

— Amy McNamara

“Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“Funerals are for the living, not for the dead.”

— Yudhanjaya Wijeratne

“You know what I love about Cookie Crisp cereal?” He’s staring at his spoon. I’ve never seen one person ingest so much cereal. I…

— Emma Chase