Time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“English muffin," a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.”

— Christopher Hitchens

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”

— Kathy Bryson

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I…

— Heidi Klum

“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly.…

— Oscar Wilde

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the…

— Jill Shalvis

“Westerners drop / I love you’s / into conversation / like blueberries / hitting soft muffin dough / I convert it to shillings / wince.”

— Shailja Patel

Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!

— Oscar Wilde

I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.

— Aaron Funk

“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?”

— E. Lockhart