Quote by Christopher Hitchens

“We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around gentleman.”

— Jarod Kintz

“EAT MUFFINS? What kind of battle cry was that?”

— Rick Riordan

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“By the way, I may have misled you by using the word 'tea'. None of your wafer slices of bread-and-butter. We're good trencher-men, we…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that was as moist as anything. "It can be plain…

— Joan Bauer

“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was his problem.”

— Penny Reid

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the…

— Jill Shalvis

“I'll have a cup of coffee and one of your blueberry muffins." She sighed and looked at me. "Your grandmother was such a good…

— Mary Simses

“You know how I love being referred to as your fancy piece.” “Sometimes you’re my love muffin.” He managed a strangled laugh. She could,…

— J.D. Robb