If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip.… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk Copy Share Image
“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE UNHAPPY...SO LAUGH INSANELY, KISS SOFTLY, AND MAKE LOVE PASSIONATELY…” — Muffin Copy Share Image
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“English muffin," a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“WHEN THE ALMIGHTY HAS PREDESTINED YOU, THERE IS NOONE IN THIS PHYSICAL LIFE THAT CAN BLOCK YOUR BLESSINGS…” — Muffin Copy Share Image
When it comes to breakfast, baked goods are my weakness (besides coffee): toast, croissants, heck, even a scone on the weekend. There… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
One of the best things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in years was her mesmerized, good-sport cameo in a 'Pootie' sketch, when she… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Percy inhaled the muffin. The coffee was great. Now, Percy thought, if he could just get a shower, a change of clothes,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I can't, Muffin. I can't talk to him. Why? He was good enough to sleep with, but not good enough to talk… — Jill Myles Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
I am a huge egg girl in the morning. I will make myself an English muffin with eggs and turkey bacon -… — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
“I have this recurring nightmare in which I have to move back in with my old college roommates. I'll admit, that's what… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“Come on, let’s go! Move your butter muffin butt!” “My what?” Mary asked with a surprised look. “Butter muffin butt,” Aja said… — Nicole Renee Wyatt Copy Share Image
“I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that was as moist as anything. "It can… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I have the mentality of like 'Let me show you my back fat or my muffin top, so that I don't have… — Stassi Schroeder Copy Share Image
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“It only took one imperfection. One. Then laughs would turn into screams [...]. People would turn into memories and memories into nightmares.” — Mahsa Copy Share Image
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
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