Muffin Quote by Veronica Roth

“I am going to shoot a muffin of Marlean's head.”

— Veronica Roth

she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your right.' 'then…

— Veronica Roth

I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour…

— Jennifer Weiner

A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like…

— Denzel Washington

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.

— Kevin Kling

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!

— Jeaniene Frost

To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first,…

— Anonymous

I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.

— Aaron Funk

After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d…

— Kelley Armstrong

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

— Janeane Garofalo

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

— Dane Cook