I found myself face to face with a long line of people resembling extras off the set of Night of the Living… — Joan Frank Copy Share Image
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Clean and restock your car at the end of each trip. No matter how tired you are, resist the temptation to let… — Julie Morgenstern Copy Share Image
I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself… — Rachel Johnson Copy Share Image
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk Copy Share Image
Christmas for me means starting the day with ackee and saltfish, and cornbread muffins. — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us,… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like. How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image