“In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.” — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
Christmas for me means starting the day with ackee and saltfish, and cornbread muffins. — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
“the United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so,… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok Copy Share Image
Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You know, you say ‘not exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us,… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself… — Rachel Johnson Copy Share Image
'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz Copy Share Image
I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I love to bake! I have a huge sweet tooth, and I love to make things like zucchini muffins, you know, anything… — Lauren Bowles Copy Share Image
“So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved having muffins and cupcakes and I still like them with coffee. — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. 'Yeah, I'll… — Kevin James Copy Share Image
I eat breakfast pretty much 'round the clock - muffins in the morning, scones for lunch, cereal at night - which may… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Like plowing, housework makes the ground ready for the germination of family life. The kids will not invite a teacher home if… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
