You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok Copy Share Image
DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
“the United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I had NO interest in being a theologian, especially not a Christian, as I had been raised by progressive atheists. We bowed… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
We all have to pick our battles. You've got to draw a line in the sand and stand firm. And it's this… — Chicken John Copy Share Image
One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz Copy Share Image
“No I am not okay. I've just been pulled out of play tryouts where I had to be the first to audition… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so,… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
