Quote by Chuck Palahniuk Download Open image ““That’s why the bran muffins and the colonoscopies.”” — Chuck Palahniuk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly.… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was his problem.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Eaters of Wonder Bread Must be underbred. So little to eat. Where's the wheat?” — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“When you bite into a chocolate truffle, you don't want to find oat bran.” — Laura Kalpakian Copy Share Image
“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
