Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle." "You want one?" Her eyebrows perked… — Kristin Miller Copy Share Image
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Genius is in you, but like a seed, you determine whether it dies or grows.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“What intelligent things you say sometimes ! One would think you had studied.” — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
“You have a decent brain, you just keep it in mothballs all the time.” “You” — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But, whatever the magic, I wasn’t smarter than chemistry, and after a while, I heard two people talking in the empty room next door,… — Frederick Weisel Copy Share Image
“I like my brain cells. I find they come in handy when I...oh, I don’t know...think.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“Listen more than you talk. Whatever the context, people will think you’re smarter.” — Esther Dyson Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
