Leadership Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Well, I’ve only managed to do the drummer and the bassist so far, but I’m thinking I could get a threesome going and knock…

— Katie Ashley

“That’s a drummer’s love story. If you want a prettier one, you’ll be waiting forever. If you could separate your body into four distinct…

— Anonymous

“Baby...drummers bang all night long!”

— Joanne Schwehm

“When you find yourself dancing through life, be sure to tip the band.”

— Val Edward Simone

“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.”

— Alice Clayton

I've got the big name, but I've always wanted to be in a band, one of a band.

— Robert Plant

“What happens if we become adults waiting for a band that’s never coming back?”

— John Green

“The writing that so thrills and exhilarates you, as if you were dancing right next to the band, is barely audible to anyone else.”

— Annie Dillard

“When I was in high school I wanted to be in the most underground band ever so we didn’t have a name, songs, no…

— Christy Leigh Stewart

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band: Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

— Dave Grohl

“As we walk across the oval afterwards - the Goth, the beauty queen and the fat country girl - I can feel the whole…

— Pip Harry

“You want to fuck the singer, but you would suck on any of them. A rim job, a piss shower, wouldn't matter. The band…

— Amanda Boyden