Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop the tears. The inside of my jeans’ pockets look suspiciously like handkerchiefs. Here, let me take off…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 
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— Jarod Kintz