Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled into a sculpture.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket…

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table.
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— Jarod Kintz