Balanced diet Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I mean literally, keep your head still and balanced…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top of your head, and don’t let it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to cuddle too.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz