Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I believed, and still believe, that you can build your dreams brick by brick. That you can accomplish anything with persistence.”

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“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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— Jarod Kintz