Blanket Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The process is complicated, and really hard to understand. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from, we’d know where…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of political bedfellows running this country use one to make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a…

— Jarod Kintz