Tuna fish Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like a Ziploc bag, a can of tuna, and even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a tuna fish sandwich—hold the mercury.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of cheddar, so no matter where I am…

— Jarod Kintz