Funny Quote by Green Monk

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

— Mitch Hedberg

Some people when they can't sleep, they attempt to counting sheep until possess a farm in their psyches

— Blackson Beats

When I can't sleep, I don't count sheep. I count lovers. And by the time I reach 38 or 39, I'm asleep.

— Miriam Hopkins

When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.

— Anonymous

If ever you find it hard to sleep at night, don't count sheep. Instead, talk to the Shepherd... lay all your burdens into GOD…

— Nishan Panwar

The wolf will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no-one ever told the sheep, that they outnumber the wolves.

— Bray Wyatt

When I'm worried and I can't sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep.

— Irving Berlin

A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs…

— A. J. Jacobs

“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”

— Benny Bellamacina

If I could trade mistakes for sheep. Count me away, before you sleep.

— Panic At The Disco

When I'm worried and I can't sleep, I count my blessings instead of sheep. And I fall asleep ... counting my blessings.

— Bing Crosby

Counting your blessings is a better cure for insomnia than counting sheep - you can fall asleep before you get through half of them.

— Densey Clyne