Animal Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Animal Animals Can-t-sleep Endangered Animals Funny Humor Ifs Running Sheep Sleep
Was trying to count sheep to help me sleep but I don't think I'll be able to sleep anymore after being chased by a… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I can't sleep, I don't count sheep. I count lovers. And by the time I reach 38 or 39, I'm asleep. — Miriam Hopkins Copy Share Image
Some people when they can't sleep, they attempt to counting sheep until possess a farm in their psyches — Blackson Beats Copy Share Image
When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs… — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
A reporter asked recently, 'What keeps you up at night?' I replied that I generally sleep well, but if I ever do have trouble,… — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
If ever you find it hard to sleep at night, don't count sheep. Instead, talk to the Shepherd... lay all your burdens into GOD… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or I seriously… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Counting your blessings is a better cure for insomnia than counting sheep - you can fall asleep before you get through half of them. — Densey Clyne Copy Share Image
When I'm worried and I can't sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep. — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
We've become a nation of wolves ruled by sheep. Owned by swine overfed & put to sleep. — Otep Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
Animals know nothing of themselves, and they also know nothing of the world. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
When grubbing for necessities man is still an animal. He becomes uniquely human when he reaches out for the superfluous and extravagant. — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
“What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means to know that one… — Ernest Becker Copy Share Image
We must love animals in such a powerful way that we should reject to eat them! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
This brings me back to the image of Kafka standing before a fish in the Berlin aquarium, a fish on which his gaze fell… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Animal rights without veganism is like human rights with slavery. It makes no sense. None whatsoever. — Gary L. Francione Copy Share Image
It’s a small thing to help one animal, but to that one animal it’s a big thing — Gene Baur Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
We're not very dangerous animals; we don't have a horn like a rhino or quills like a porcupine. — Helen Fisher Copy Share Image
