Funny Quote by Green Monk

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

— Ann Landers

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

— Richard Jeni

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

— Madeleine de Scudery

I'm very open with my business partners, just like I am with my husband.

— Dolly Parton

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the…

— George Bernard Shaw

Close your legs to married men.

— NeNe Leakes

How lovely for a woman to feel her husband fancies the pants off her.

— Dawn O'Porter

If you married me,it would be scandalous and innapropriate, and doors would be closed to you." "Good God, woman, I let two of my…

— Lisa Kleypas

Why when you are close someone, you are open to each other?

— Innah Delos Angeles

“Open marriage thus can be defined as a relationship in which the partners are committed to their own and to each other's growth. It…

— Tristan Taormino

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the…

— Anonymous

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a…

— Amy Sedaris