Funny Quote by Green Monk

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find…

— Malcolm Bradbury

A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

— Anonymous

Im jealous of paper when you read the news Oh no one has eyes like you

— Billy Currington

“News is unusual things happening— And usual things happening [...] But news is mainly what someone somewhere doesn't want you to put in the…

— Terry Pratchett

I still get my news from the newspaper in the morning. I just have an affection for paper, and that's no secret, I guess.

— Dave Eggers

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.

— Henry Fielding

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants.…

— Clark Gable

I read a lot of news online, but I like buying a paper because I'll read an article I wouldn't normally read. And more…

— Eddie Kaye Thomas

A newspaper is an adviser who does not require to be sought, but who comes of his own accord, and talks to you briefly…

— Alexis de Tocqueville

I'm naturally curious, and I read four newspapers a day.

— Eli Broad

The thing with newspapers is that they are a filter. We're relying on the editors of that paper to be a filter and to…

— Kevin Macdonald

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

— Mark Twain