Funny Quote by George Lopez Download Open image “I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.” — George Lopez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hands Humor Pants Shakes Thinking
Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one. — Mike Mignola Copy Share Image
“Shaking his head, I watch mesmerized as his hand falls to the waistband of his jeans” — Mandi Beck Copy Share Image
He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
A person who is keen to shake your hand usually has something up his sleeve. — Alec Guinness Copy Share Image
I'd stood my ground against him. I wasn't going to jump when he said jump. I was more likely to give him the finger. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“hand, but I'm unable to button the top of his jeans with my cum-free hand. Well, at least I made him decent before we… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
Once he had taken hold, he did not let go. It was not a handshake, it was a possession. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A man better knock my socks off first before he even thinks about taking my pants off. — Laura S Copy Share Image
“I told him your loins were clearly burning, and he should man up and make a move." "You did not!" "I did. And if he doesn't, then I suggest you jump his bones." ... I finally register what he's wearing. It's a handsome skinny black suit with a shiny sheen. The pants are too short - on purpose, of course… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our humor is substandard, ... I mean, I just don't think they want to give us credit. I just don't think that they see us as important enough to be at their level. . . . I'm… — George Lopez Copy Share
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of paper and tell her how I felt. I couldn't do it because I have a hard time putting my thoughts on paper, because I'm not a put-it-down-on-paper person. I tell her in person all the time… — George Lopez Copy Share
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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