No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My grandmother instilled in me a toughness that comes with survival. She was a tough lady and never truly enjoyed her life.… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
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