You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
If you want a show to succeed, you're going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words.… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share Image