You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
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