You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity]. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
