Okay Quote by Mike Mignola

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

— Doc Holliday

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants

— Stephen King

I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.

— Danny Mcbride

Oh, forgive me. Shaking hands with me is an unpleasant experience. My hands are no longer hands.

— Crane Wilbur

It's hard... to shake off something that's already under your skin,

— Anonymous

If you want to shake a hand, if you want a story, I'll be more than happy to sit down with you and talk…

— Goldust

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck

— The Hangover

I like my handjobs shaken not stirred.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dread handshakes. I've got some problems with my hands, and everywhere I go, people want to impress me with their grip. To make…

— George Foreman

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?

— James Potter

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.

— Amy Schumer

If you shake up women booty.You can here the peanut butter and jelly inside

— Jamario Jackson