Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.”… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
