Faster Quote by George Carlin

“There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.”

George Carlin

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“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in…

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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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